Michael, or Mike if you prefer Twenty Three North Carolina I work at AC Moore Say Anything / Max Bemis All I want to is to be wanted Fat and fucking content about it I won’t take shit from anyone, don’t try me Star Wars How I Met Your Mother Doctor Who I dislike spicy food Let’s be friends? Ask Me WhateverMeTumblr (3.0; @pullthecordfromthephone)http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/<p>With no sleep. Not even sure where I&#8217;m going.</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50641179826http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50641179826Fri, 17 May 2013 04:25:09 -0400<p>A customer just told my manager I was the most helpful associate she has ever dealt with</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50533538883http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50533538883Wed, 15 May 2013 19:29:13 -0400thats right bitches. the best.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5110b0a23165816001a7d19114fca722/tumblr_mmty7iSFJl1qbp5s2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dat beard</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50484563466http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50484563466Wed, 15 May 2013 03:59:42 -0400http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50412435022http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50412435022Tue, 14 May 2013 06:37:54 -0400<p>Wilmington Bound. </p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50412335665http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50412335665Tue, 14 May 2013 06:34:37 -0400yeswilmingtonfuckyeahfuck yesmxe<a class="username" href="http://underwearisoptional.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">underwearisoptional</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50331656917/i-got-bored-and-shotgunned-a-bottle-of-beer" target="_blank">video</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em style="white-space:nowrap;"> <a href="http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50331656917/i-got-bored-and-shotgunned-a-bottle-of-beer" target="_blank"> I got bored, and shotgunned a bottle of beer&#8230;. </a> </em> <blockquote><p> shocktop my nigga </p></blockquote><p>The Honeycrisp Apple Wheat is actually pretty good. Feel bad that I wasted it shotgunning it lol</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50332921961http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50332921961Mon, 13 May 2013 05:53:42 -0400underwearisoptional<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yuXONreIZ2Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I got bored, and shotgunned a bottle of beer. Bleh. </p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50331656917http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50331656917Mon, 13 May 2013 05:03:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce691d5c528e1225818f91766811ffcf/tumblr_mmpvsjeO4A1qbp5s2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s all gone!!!</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50316056385http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50316056385Sun, 12 May 2013 23:17:07 -0400me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba3b317930d974ab8098bca7aec20b6f/tumblr_mmpt80HhKY1qbp5s2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hair cut!!</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50311691411http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50311691411Sun, 12 May 2013 22:21:36 -0400<p>I get a new eye exam soon!</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50289432391http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50289432391Sun, 12 May 2013 17:25:45 -0400<p>I can&#8217;t wait.</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50233376838http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50233376838Sun, 12 May 2013 02:50:25 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50233228852" src="http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50233228852/audio_player_iframe/pullthecordfromthephone/tumblr_mmnpri7Lrx1qg5ohx?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fpullthecordfromthephone%2F50233228852%2Ftumblr_mmnpri7Lrx1qg5ohx" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohreinababyy.tumblr.com/post/50230644953/sorry-im-passive-aggressive-for-no-goddamn" target="_blank">ohreinababyy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>“Sorry, I’m passive-aggressive for no goddamn reason.</span></p> <p>It’s that my attitude changes like these goddamn seasons.”</p> </blockquote>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50233228852http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50233228852Sun, 12 May 2013 02:47:04 -0400http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50112473877http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50112473877Fri, 10 May 2013 17:13:44 -0400cat's cradlecats cradlesay anythingjune 14http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50108874110http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50108874110Fri, 10 May 2013 16:22:38 -0400<p>Bleh.</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50077134594http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50077134594Fri, 10 May 2013 03:59:35 -0400<p>It&#8217;s cool how my &#8220;friends&#8221; ignore me.</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50064549334http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50064549334Thu, 09 May 2013 23:17:19 -0400<p>Because you don’t talk to me!</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50026185786http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/50026185786Thu, 09 May 2013 14:42:59 -0400<p>talk to me more… it’s really easy to say hey! :D</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/49981847466http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/49981847466Wed, 08 May 2013 22:11:56 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vaspim.tumblr.com/post/47116499325/flirting-is-so-stupid-and-time-consuming-cut-the" target="_blank">vaspim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Flirting is so stupid and time consuming. Cut the bullshit do you want to fuck me or not</p> </blockquote>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/49909188400http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/49909188400Tue, 07 May 2013 23:29:39 -0400<p>I&#8217;m looking back through things I&#8217;ve posted in the past year. I&#8217;m seriously still upset about the gifsets from the God Complex and The Angels Take Manhattan.</p>http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/49875980560http://pullthecordfromthephone.tumblr.com/post/49875980560Tue, 07 May 2013 16:30:55 -0400